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"Into the Woods" separatists thread

"Into the Woods" separatists thread

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themysteriousgrowl
#1"Into the Woods" separatists thread
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:14pm


This thread is for the posters who've had it up to HERE with that other thread.


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jimmycurry01
#2"Into the Woods" separatists thread
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:24pm

LMFAO

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SonofRobbieJ
#2"Into the Woods" separatists thread
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:28pm

My place is here.

I fight with you.

Updated On: 12/17/14 at 02:28 PM

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tazber
#3ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:29pm

So....what should we talk about?

I like the soundtrack. Anyone else?


....but the world goes 'round

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CarlosAlberto
#4ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:38pm

It is required from now on that threads be created for the following for any given show being discussed on BroadwayWorld.com

* In Development
* Casting
* Out of Town Tryouts
* Reviews
* Cast Album or Soundtrack (whichever is applicable)
* Closing
* Movie Version (if it's a stage show being turned into a film)
* Stage Version (if it's a film or other property being turned into a stage show)
* Miscellaneous (to discuss matters that do not fall into any of the above categories)

Anyone care to make anymore suggestions please feel free.

SEPARATISTS UNITE!!!

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haterobics
#5ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:40pm

But one thread sort of makes it nice for those of us who don't want to dissect every element of the movie years in advance through wondering when the first trailer might drop through release...

It's sort of like when people don't like a boyband and hope it breaks up, all you get is five solo artists to contend with. Better to keep things you dislike together.

Wildcard
#6ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:41pm

Don't forget Dream Casting the Stage Version then Dream Casting the Movie Version
Also where do we put the pre-movie hate and the post-movie hate? Do they deserve their own threads or would they confuse people in the Movie Version thread?

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themysteriousgrowl
#8ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:50pm


You know, just in case the free market works.

And After Eight won't see this thread, so that's a plus.


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henrikegerman
#9ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:52pm

We're leaving them alone.
They can tend the garden, it's theirs.
Separate and alone,

Everybody down on all fours.

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Kad
#10ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:58pm

We lost the beans again!


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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Musical Master
#11ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 2:59pm

Punish us the way you did then!

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FishermanBob
#12ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 3:04pm

I am with you comrade.

I love supporting worthwhile causes. In fact, I am just back from supporting vegetable farmers protesting low produce prices. They kept chanting "No Justice, No Peas".

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themysteriousgrowl
#13ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 3:08pm


NO JEAN, NO MONEY! NO JEAN, NO MONEY!


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Jordan Catalano
#14ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 3:10pm

"Everybody down on all fours."

I'm pretty sure that's how half this board spends most of their time, anyway.

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CarlosAlberto
#15ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 3:56pm

^EGG-SKI-YOOZ-U

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Kad
#16ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:09pm

This message board has the same problem that I have with my tupperware: no tops.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
Updated On: 12/17/14 at 04:09 PM

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Jordan Catalano
#17ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:17pm

LOLOLOLOLOL

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SonofRobbieJ
#18ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:23pm

'This message board has the same problem that I have with my tupperware: no tops.'

I just played the gay version of Cards Against Humanity called Top 2 Bottom (or something) and one of the cards was 'The Tupperware Problem (all bottoms, no tops).' I tittered!

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bwayphreak234
#19ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:25pm

This is seriously the best thread ever.


"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "

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EricMontreal22
#20ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:28pm

I'm a little concerned that senile Rex Reed seems to have...liked it. Well sorta...

http://observer.com/2014/12/wrapping-up-the-year-in-film/

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Kad
#21ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:35pm

Is Rex Reed actually After Eight?


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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EricMontreal22
#22ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:48pm

I was thinking that! He ultimately disliked that Into the Woods had an unmemorable score, a plot that's like a maze with no exit, but worst of all, FAIRY TALES ARE MEANT TO HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (He loves dreamy Chris Pine, however, and the sparkly costumes...) So. Yes?

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Kad
#23ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 4:50pm

His review of Mr. Turner is especially A8ish.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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HorseTears
#24ITW
Posted: 12/17/14 at 6:55pm

Holy ****. You guys cracked it. A8 = RR. I definitely see it.